You’ve made your demands and you are entitled to so much more. We’ve heard your rage!

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Sorry, we've already sold out BUT! if you like your paints VANILLA - we still have Stuart’s ‘Saint’ potion click here to check it out!

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Want to speak to the manager? Then this set is for you, Karen.

We are delighted to be able to share Stuart Semple’s latest paint creation with you all. THE WORLD’S MOST BLAND PAINT SET.

SET CONTAINS 4 x 100 ML HIGH-GRADE POTION ACRYLICS: 

• Manager - if you could bottle "meh', you'd be close with this one
• Live Laugh Love - because life is too short for bright colours
• Zero Stars - and that's generous!
• This is Terrible - a really awful grim beige

KARENS NEED MATERIALS TOO!

Stuart believes art should be for everyone... and we’ve heard you! We’ve been inundated with complaints that some of the paints are just a bit too extra, and several artists just want boring normal materials. 

Stuart has risen to the challenge with our team of scientists to create an unbelievable, one-of-a-kind set of the WORLD’S MOST MAGNOLIA PAINTS.

We’ve named the set Karen to pay homage to those that have screamed for change!

As always, the set uses the highest quality professional pigments and binders, to deliver a beautiful painting experience.

The colours themselves are gloriously dull and uninspired, and as inoffensive as we could make them.

However, we do understand that it's a pleasure for many to cry over beige so Stuart's studio has set up a direct line so you can escalate matters.

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WANT TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER ABOUT KAREN? 

CALL:  00 44 (0) 333 247 0269

(24/7, 365) 

CAUTION : WILL CAUSE IRRITATION.

These POTION acrylics can all be used on canvas, paper, wood, plaster, fabric, masonry and almost any non-slick, non-oily surface.

• Air dry in approx 30 mins at 21 degrees centigrade, re-coat after 3 hours.
• Water resistant when dry
• Water soluble when wet
• Brush - straight from bottle
• Roller - dilute with 10% water
• Airbrush / spray - dilute with 20 - 25% water
• Outdoors - yes!
• Lightfastness - as good as it gets!
• Archival quality - of course
• Coverage - one bottle approx 2.4 x 2.4 meters (varies depending on absorbency tested on gesso'd canvas)
• Fabric - yes it sticks well to most fabrics. It will make it stiff, if you add water it might reduce the colour. When dry, it's permanent so no heat setting needed. Hand wash clothes and dry on the line. Leave for 5 days before first wash.
• Compatibility with other acrylics & mediums - plays nicely with most mediums and acrylic paint brands.
• Scents - all 4 potions are pumpkin spiced latte scented.
• Clean up - wash with warm soapy water, don't let it dry on your brush.

 

IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY MESSAGE FROM STUART!!!

Safety first please! No... eating, drinking or smoking whilst you use these. And please keep the kids away from it. No swallowing any, and none near your eyes PLEASE! Thank you, stay safe and have fun.